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Tristen Keys… slow & unathletic

Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
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RonVol

Mar 17, 2:26 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
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RussellVol

Mar 17, 2:27 PM

Lmao. Disagree.
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JoeIrrelevant

Mar 17, 2:28 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
This low level troll crap is weak. If you’re going to do this, have some respect for the art form.
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DavyVol

Mar 17, 2:28 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
Making that statement based on one route where he’s not even going full speed is really something.
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ByeWeek

Mar 17, 2:28 PM

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UnicoiVol

Mar 17, 2:29 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
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PC Was Here

Mar 17, 2:29 PM

Sounds like you are taking quite a lot from practice tape. Some pretty declarative statements from a couple minutes of video. You are probably right about not seeing the field much this year...but that's more due to our small rotation of WRs and who's ahead of him than an indictment of his ability.
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Jaybird1

Mar 17, 2:30 PM

This board sucks.
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JacksonVol24

Mar 17, 2:32 PM

I was wondering what Skooty14 was thinking about Tristen Keys
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Steelevol

Mar 17, 2:35 PM

JacksonVol24 said:
I was wondering what Skooty14 was thinking about Tristen Keys
More than likely we all were just waiting on pins and needles to know his evaluation.
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WalkerVOLS

Mar 17, 2:36 PM

Jaybird1 said:
This board sucks.
It really does. The emotional, low IQ idiots ruin it for everyone. Many of these people don’t belong in the same room as normal adults. If we saw them in public and were asked to hang out with them, we simply wouldn’t.
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twhite52

Mar 17, 2:39 PM

My man wanted attention and he got it. Like somebody said above, it’s not even a good troll attempt. Crazy to see it get so many bites so quickly
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skooty14

Mar 17, 2:40 PM

He also never had more than 800 yards in a season in high school. His ranking is based on 7 on 7
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VolsMadness14

Mar 17, 2:40 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
Try harder, this troll attempt is awful.
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JoeIrrelevant

Mar 17, 2:40 PM

PC Was Here said:
Sounds like you are taking quite a lot from practice tape. Some pretty declarative statements from a couple minutes of video. You are probably right about not seeing the field much this year...but that's more due to our small rotation of WRs and who's ahead of him than an indictment of his ability.
This is a more clever version of the OP ha
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JacksonVol24

Mar 17, 2:43 PM

skooty14 said:
He also never had more than 800 yards in a season in high school. His ranking is based on 7 on 7
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WalkerVOLS

Mar 17, 2:43 PM

skooty14 said:
He also never had more than 800 yards in a season in high school. His ranking is based on 7 on 7
How old are you?
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George Cafego

Mar 17, 2:48 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
Such a GQ quality NegaPost! Thx for nothing.
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Orange Blazer

Mar 17, 2:49 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
lol goodness.
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VermontVol

Mar 17, 2:54 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
I miss the days of Big Orange Lawyer. His troll game was elite. This is tater slaw
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VirginiaBeachVol

Mar 17, 2:56 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
Well at least you made one true statement “Not trying to take too much from practice tape…”. But ass clowns are just about always amusing. Join the club OP.
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Jaybird1

Mar 17, 3:01 PM

Other gems by OP
skooty14 said:
If we sign 3 five star receivers I’ll have to change my shorts
skooty14 said:
All you pieces of **** protecting this guy lol
skooty14 said:
Does elander have a hair piece? That just can’t be real @Eric_Cain
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Duluthvol68

Mar 17, 3:03 PM

skooty14 said:
Not trying to take too much from practice tape but Tristen keys looks very slow and not twitchy. Reminded me of Nathan Leacock. He won’t see the field this year
In honor to those who introduced this response, so many years ago. 0 - 12
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Springmillvol

Mar 17, 3:14 PM

JacksonVol24 said:
I was wondering what Skooty14 was thinking about Tristen Keys
Probably has been hanging onto this barb for months. Finally got a chance for the big reveal and it flopped.

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