GYERO ARCHIVE

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Mattox

All-American
Feb 27, 2003
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Missouri is probably the difference in 7-5 and 6-6. The Music City Bowl or that ****** one in Louisiana. Stoops gets on the hot seat by finishing 5-7, including a loss to Louisville that would have made us bowl eligible.

#RationalTake

And here we are.
 
Jan 28, 2005
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Buying out Stoops remaining contract would be the deal of the century, hell, let's start a gofundme page. His blank stare after stupid plays is nails on a chalkboard.

LSU pushing Les out and he averages 9+ wins a season, I haven't seen a 9 win UK team in my lifetime.
 

cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
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And one lays f*** you to Patrick Towles before he heads off to become and NFL caliber QB at another school for his 5th year.
 

Mattox

All-American
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Towles will move the chains now that Louisville can sit back in prevent and just let us run the clock.
 

_Chase_

Heisman
Jan 22, 2004
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It doesn't matter who we hire. The real truth is that even if we hire Miles, it'll lead to LSU fans saying I told you so. This program will suck the life out of him. He won't recruit as well. His trick plays will never work. His funny little quirks will turn rage inducing after his 3rd year. He'll get fired, and we'll scream for someone else.

The program is a self-sustaining anchor. We are not sinking into the dark abyss of football hell. We are the dark abyss of football hell. If you come here, you're digging your own grave.

If you can't understand that, you're a naive c*nt.
 

kramer318

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Feb 16, 2002
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Don't worry guys we will turn it around. Just a few tweaks to some football things you guys wouldn't understand and we will be ready to roll.
 
Feb 4, 2004
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It doesn't matter who we hire. The real truth is that even if we hire Miles, it'll lead to LSU fans saying I told you so. This program will suck the life out of him. He won't recruit as well. His trick plays will never work. His funny little quirks will turn rage inducing after his 3rd year. He'll get fired, and we'll scream for someone else.

The program is a self-sustaining anchor. We are not sinking into the dark abyss of football hell. We are the dark abyss of football hell. If you come here, you're digging your own grave.

If you can't understand that, you're a naive c*nt.


Get this through your fat head. If you hire a winner you will win. If you don't. You won't. If you believe you can't win with a good hire you're the dumb c$nt.
 

_Chase_

Heisman
Jan 22, 2004
33,893
33,371
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If ANY Kentucky fans go to the GD Krampus bowl, they should be punched in the throat and their wallets stolen immediately upon entry to the stadium. If you take a child under 12 years old, you will be punched in place of the child.
 

UKwizard

Heisman
Dec 11, 2002
21,312
13,876
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Pretty sure we are well on our way to a Florida/UT like losing streak to uofl that is what I learned today.
 
May 6, 2002
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I was fully prepared to lose that game when I woke up this morning. Kentucky football wasn't satisfied with me half-heartedly watching an expected loss. It had to strip away my expectations and give me hope first.

Kentucky football has turned losing into an art form. Saying Kentucky football loses games is an insult to the process. It would be like saying Four Roses "makes" bourbon.

We artfully distill losing in oak barrels for years, refining the flavors and adding complexity. The finished product is more than losing. It's psychological art.
 

Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
28,103
11,428
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I was fully prepared to lose that game when I woke up this morning. Kentucky football wasn't satisfied with me half-heartedly watching an expected loss. It had to strip away my expectations and give me hope first.

Kentucky football has turned losing into an art form. Saying Kentucky football loses games is an insult to the process. It would be like saying Four Roses "makes" bourbon.

We artfully distill losing in oak barrels for years, refining the flavors and adding complexity. The finished product is more than losing. It's psychological art.
*nodding*
 

gattongrad09

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Jan 29, 2006
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What can you say that hasnt been said the last 50 years. We all knew at the end of half thats what sucks as a uk football fan. Imo.
 
May 6, 2002
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Just so we're all clear, "we" aren't going to a bowl game. "We" aren't going anywhere. The collection of dick-fingered morons, and megapussies and their purple-faced goon of a coach who just provided the football version of a dark green diaper blowout that was just inflicted upon us may be summoned to Birmingham or Detroit, or one of the many other smells-like-a-foot hamlets that collectively make up the taint of America so they can **** down their leg in our name on national television.

But "we" aren't going anywhere. We will be at home watching and enjoying the best basketball program in the country. Those dumb dicks can go and do whatever they want and pretend like it's a real bowl game. You and I are under no obligation to acknowledge it's happening or pretend it has significance.
 

drxman1

Heisman
Nov 5, 2008
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If we hired someone dirty but he won, seems like it be worth the risk. If he got the program nuked, meh. Think NO football would be better than **** football.
 
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