GYERO ARCHIVE

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Lawyer: "Your honor, we have submitted multiple discovery requests to Jazzy, but she refuses to answer any of them."

Jazzy (lying on floor): "...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidontwatchthatchannel."

Judge: "I hereby impose Rule 11 sanctions against counsel."

Lawyer: "But..."

Judge: "30 DAYS IN JAIL FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT."
I think I've finally found my hatboggan. From the start Jazzy's lazy, worthless *** has been one of my favorite little details about this.
 

UK_Dallas

Heisman
Sep 17, 2015
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Can someone inform Anthony that Chubb had 146 yards vs Alabama. And 83 of those came on one play when the score was 38-3 with the backups in.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,848
87,997
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Never said he wasn't crazy talented. Fournette is unreal. I just said that, at that time, Chubb was arguably the best backs in the country. PTI went on for a week how that was stupid. They've played 2 of the same teams and Chub had more yards in both games. He put up 158 yards on the exact same Bama team that was out for blood against UGA.

Chubb benefits from superior coaching, though, so your stat comparison is pretty much moot.
 

MaxPowerrr

Heisman
Feb 9, 2006
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These strippers aren't friends of UL.

OR

These strippers are UL's best friends and defenders.

Neither of these positions are good for UL.
 

_Chase_

Heisman
Jan 22, 2004
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33,371
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I was texting a buddy during the Bama/LSU game and the 3 or 4 times I tried to text "Fournette" it would autocorrect to "Four eggs" so I just decided to leave it. To me, he's permanently Four Eggs.
 
Jan 15, 2002
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It would be impossible to actually find a statistic on this but I would assume there is no regular season college sporting event that holds/exceeds value as well as the Rupp arena lower ticket.

I always compared them with Packer tickets. Moses Welby waiting for an usher spot to open up...:eek:

And whores of course.
 

drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
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<-- is absolutely 100% convinced that Fournette is a better player.

and chief appears to be agreeing with me, so i win.

 

BigCat.ksr

Redshirt
Jan 17, 2005
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49
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Anyone need a room up in Chicago for Champions Classic vs Duke? Looks like I have an extra room at the Ritz - $185 for the night.
 

cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
113
There is more uproar over the "uproar" over Starbucks plain red cups than their is uproar over the cups.

Who exactly are all these people telling to stop worrying about the cups or is it just another fabricated controversy.
 

BBdK

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Sep 21, 2003
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Wow. Best FB post of all time?

Dunno, certainly in the conversation. Kudos.
 

Teriecat

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Apr 5, 2007
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I'm older than Century & HK, I'm older than dirt, & I have endured many seasons of football heartbreak. I am not going to give up. I refuse to give up. I love my Wildcats, football & basketball. There isn't any other choice for me.

I was fine with what Coach Stoops said in his interview on KSR. What did anyone expect him to say? I heard about the interview before I listened to it, & I don't get what was so dramatic. I thought it was pretty straightforward & I didn't detect any animosity between the coach & MJ. I have confidence in his decisions, & I am looking forward to going bowling. /EEK! :flushed:
 
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JHB4UK

Heisman
May 29, 2001
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11,259
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Members of the inner sanctum, what are you all hearing about bad stuff coming out for UofL next week?

Spill it dbags, and no cryptic ******** either.
have no insider info, but just surmise another media outlet has been in town and has confirmed the story or has new details. And it is slated for release this weekend/early next week.
 
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Kent Taylor literally *creamed* himself on routine basketball plays.

I think this Louisville team is a 8-10 loss ACC team. Two exhibitions games now they have failed to score 80 points. They will struggle to put the ball in the basket all season and will get nothing from the post.
 
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buckethead1978

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Kent Taylor literally *creamed* himself on routine basketball plays.

I think this Louisville team is a 8-10 loss ACC team. Two exhibitions games now they have failed to score 80 points. They will struggle to score all season and will get nothing from the post.

He sounded as if he wanted to fellate David Levitch
 
Dec 18, 2004
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US Soccer is banning headers for kids 10 and Under, and limiting headers to competition only for ages 11 to 13. In response to a lawsuit of course. What a crock of ****. Not sure how many youth games US Soccer actually watches (I'm assuming it's a lot b/c it's US SOCCER!!!!!), but in age groups 9 and under, you'll maybe see 3 or 4 headers a game, if any. At age 10, you'll see 5 or 6 a game tops. In the very youngest age groups, headers are by accident, if at all. Almost all of the injuries on the field are from players running into each other.

This is the latest nonsense move by US Soccer to change the game. In 2017, all teams will have to be reclassified based on calendar year birth dates vs. the current school year based system. The goal of this move is to "make us more competitive with international soccer". Hmmmm, so we are supposed to become more competitive with international soccer with the age group change, but can't head the ball until we are 14? Got it. And let's break up teams that have been together for years and in the same grade for the most part, to "raise the bar internationally", even though the move just puts youth teams into chaos and only seems to benefit, if at all, the kids at the very top of the system. Of course, as long as they don't head the ball.

o_O

Watch out. Football will be flag football only until high school before we know it. This is a purely reactionary move by US Soccer to a lawsuit. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
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Strokin_Bandit

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Dec 21, 2001
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Ventured away from my local barber this weekend with my son. We were way past due for a trimmin'. It was for the best . . . or so I thought.

I had vowed never to do it again 4 years ago, but my barber isn't in on Saturdays anymore which is the only time I can get away to get cleaned up. So my son and I went to Mastercuts. In the mall.

And you know, sitting in that chair while it was happening, I thought things were looking good. I even thought I looked good later on that night. Mastercuts has gotten sh*t right.

*Cue Charlie Murphy gif* "Wrong. Wrong!"

I don't know how they do it, but approximately 48 hours after a Mastercuts cut, you turn into dying Chia Pet. Never again.
 

_Chase_

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Jan 22, 2004
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hey ****** i have a found a interseating article
i found a really interseating article and we could spend some doing research on Our free Time and . this is my idea we could look on the internet and find tributary from the ohio and other rivers in ohio that come into keton county
i am talking about roughly $200.00 and to $300.00 a day I am talking about Gold it was found in ohio,kentucky,indiana if we find a Good location we could keep it just between family firist we would have to talk to the land owner and all the Gold could be used for ****** *****. and possiblely make a Gold claim in kentucky . AND IF WE FIND GOLD DO NOT TELL THEM BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT LIKE HOT PANCAKES.
we could keep the Gold claim just between ********,****,***** and all the cousins but we tell them blunty and if find gold we could come up with a slang name for the location so others will not know about it
i was reading it was found on the Little maimi.
 

drxman1

Heisman
Nov 5, 2008
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I miss getting my hair cut on the base. The chick there was a master with the clippers, always the same clean cut. And then she ended things with a splash of alcohol that turned into a neck rub, that several times went on and on and honestly felt borderline inappropriate.

Best $8 I ever spent.
 
Dec 18, 2004
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As I said at the end, this ultimately isn't just about soccer. It's about a litigious society that will ultimately change sports as we know it. It's almost a lock that tackle football will be banned until 11 or 12 yo in coming years.
 
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