Are you trying to doubt how passionate a sports fan I am? Not only will I eat every f’n turd piece by piece with a knife and fork, but after I’ve finished up I’ll lick my plate clean.
You ain’t so bad man, sure. I’ll DM you my contact info and hopefully we can connect. Maybe we can take turns pooping onto plates, you know, just as a goof since we’ve been joking about it here.
Nah, you’d be surprised, it’s actually the inside of a toilet that actually contains all the smells. The actual turds themselves don’t really smell that bad at all. Like, okay, yeah this is gross:
![]()
But this is kind of a tasty no lie:
![]()
Put ‘em on a plate with a little hot sauce? It’s not as bad as you’d think. I bet you’d like it.
This is what Stoops wants, by the way.
KSR Football
Kentucky Football Falls in CFP Top 25 Rankings
KSR
CFP Rankings Reaction: Did the Committee Get It Right?
KSR Basketball
LIVE BLOG: No. 24 Kentucky vs. No. 15 Kansas in the Champions Classic
KSR Football
Bio Blast: Florida Gators
KSR Basketball
The KSR Pregame Show is live from the Champions Classic