I need some SPS advice before I burn in hell
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that yourecognizedthat your "company" has her toe showing and you'venoticedit, you are cooked my friend!
is to get your wife to help give "lessons" to this toe packin' tart. if you have to ask "what lessons"... you are on the internet, i suggest you use it for what al gore invented it for....
i think this is better than cheating on her and getting a divorce. In the long run in situations like this women respect honesty.
Make sure you don't cheat on her. If telling your wife is the only way to ensure that then tell her.
a man is only as faithful as his opportunities? There is truth in this statement. You can't help who your attracted to and if you are strongly attracted to someone other than your wife who is living in your house for a week, I would not be willing to risk all that for a peep.
If she's even semi-hot then hit HER. I mean if this little 20 yr old camel toe is driving you that nuts then go bang the hell outa your old lady. Hit it like you're trying to knock the friggin bottom out of it. You'll make her happy, earn some serious marriage cred, and stay out of trouble.
If your old lady ain't that hot then it's cold showers for you. Lots and lots of cold showers, unless you know a really good divorce lawyer.
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If your old lady ain't that hot then it's cold showers for you. Lots and lots of cold showers, unless you know a really good divorce lawyer.
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Optimus Prime 4 said:
This. Don't be a dumbass. Talking to your wife is the 2nd worst thing you could do. The worst being making a move on said 20 year old. That is unless your wife is in to chicks, then you need some alcohol, ecstasy, adult novelties, lots of Gatorade, power bars, bananas, and a Viagra or 2.
17hilariousku! My advice, by some deep tint shades, blue blockers will suffice for you old timer, and get her to help out in the yard in said coochie cutters and enjoy every second of it.
and quite frankly, I am astonished that this thread is three pages long and the subject of the threesome hasnt been suggested yet.
That he had no real fear of Hell, but Eternal Separation from God based on something he could have avoidedand then wilingly did scared him badly.
I could be wrong, but that is my memory.
Note that no sarcastricks were used in the posting of this response.
Elmer Fudd would say
"Be vewy vewy Carefull!"
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Apologies - I found your first response on page 2 after posting this.
My advice (which you don't need) would be to go buy a good book (Larry McMurtry works) and give it your full attention for twoweeks. Going to your shop for two weeks and making some sawdust would work, too.
I could be wrong, but that is my memory.
Note that no sarcastricks were used in the posting of this response.
Elmer Fudd would say
"Be vewy vewy Carefull!"
Edited to add:
Apologies - I found your first response on page 2 after posting this.
My advice (which you don't need) would be to go buy a good book (Larry McMurtry works) and give it your full attention for twoweeks. Going to your shop for two weeks and making some sawdust would work, too.
I was really starting to get depressed about the constant conversation about the underachievers, but then this thread came along and the board totally redeemed itself in "Six Pack Remembers" style fashion.
I almost got a little teary eyed as I realized that the SPS that I know and love appears to still be alive and well.
By the way.....don't cheat on your wife brah, and if that means toe removal then so be it.
I almost got a little teary eyed as I realized that the SPS that I know and love appears to still be alive and well.
By the way.....don't cheat on your wife brah, and if that means toe removal then so be it.
As a matter of fact, they are out right now. Best advice I've read so far, hit the wife like I was 20 again.Did that last night.futaba said:
Only problem withthat was the wife isn't 20years old anymore either.
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