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Best ways to get back at wind-chime neighbor?

I get it if you live in the country and you like them. Fine. But most people have neighbors these days. Who the hell are you to get to decide to grace us with your banging of metal and wood every time the wind blows? My eclectic neighbor must have found some at some hippie festiv, bc they were banging and clanging all night. Help me think of some non-violent retaliations.
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LightningVol

Mar 16, 3:02 PM

Have you tried knocking on their door and talking to them?
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Rocky Top Pipe

Mar 16, 3:25 PM

PredVol said:
I get it if you live in the country and you like them. Fine. But most people have neighbors these days. Who the hell are you to get to decide to grace us with your banging of metal and wood every time the wind blows? My eclectic neighbor must have found some at some hippie festiv, bc they were banging and clanging all night. Help me think of some non-violent retaliations.
Move.
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MagicRatVol

Mar 16, 3:31 PM

Get old....then you can't hear such nuisance sounds.....or any other higher pitch sounds for that matter....
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hill313

Mar 16, 3:45 PM

Barking Dogs!
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MichaelG2005

Mar 16, 3:52 PM

PredVol said:
I get it if you live in the country and you like them. Fine. But most people have neighbors these days. Who the hell are you to get to decide to grace us with your banging of metal and wood every time the wind blows? My eclectic neighbor must have found some at some hippie festiv, bc they were banging and clanging all night. Help me think of some non-violent retaliations.
Grow up, you loser. You are pathetic!
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CGShaw114

Mar 16, 3:57 PM

This is interesting because we have wind chimes…. So now I’m going to ask my neighbors if they are bothersome or not HA!
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SupernautVol

Mar 16, 4:04 PM

MagicRatVol said:
Get old....then you can't hear such nuisance sounds.....or any other higher pitch sounds for that matter....
Right? Tinnitus from race tracks and rock n roll will put out that fire.
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LightningVol

Mar 16, 4:06 PM

MichaelG2005 said:
Grow up, you loser. You are pathetic!
Found the neighbor!
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Matt4RockyTop

Mar 16, 4:13 PM

I like them. However, I put one pretty far out in my back yard.
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MicahBennett

Mar 16, 4:22 PM

Walk over and have a conversation with them.
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Threat leVol Midnight

Mar 16, 4:27 PM

MichaelG2005 said:
Grow up, you loser. You are pathetic!
Found the gay neighbor.
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ShaiHulud

Mar 16, 4:30 PM

MicahBennett said:
Walk over and have a conversation with them.
You mean coming to the GQ to bitch and moan instead of addressing the situation directly isn't the best course?!
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VFL83

Mar 16, 4:37 PM

Don't be a poor and buy a bunch of acres. I couldn't hear my neighbors if they had church bells.
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Utjay2

Mar 16, 4:42 PM

VFL83 said:
Don't be a poor and buy a bunch of acres. I couldn't hear my neighbors if they had church bells.
Only correct answer so far…
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UT Grad00

Mar 16, 4:45 PM

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RDVOL

Mar 16, 5:17 PM

LightningVol said:
Have you tried knocking on their door and talking to them?
Probably afraid he’ll get his ass whooped
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Dr. Curmudgeon 2.0

Mar 16, 5:31 PM

PredVol said:
I get it if you live in the country and you like them. Fine. But most people have neighbors these days. Who the hell are you to get to decide to grace us with your banging of metal and wood every time the wind blows? My eclectic neighbor must have found some at some hippie festiv, bc they were banging and clanging all night. Help me think of some non-violent retaliations.
I love chimes on a light breeze day but heavy winds is quite annoying.
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GARxVol

Mar 16, 5:32 PM

VFL83 said:
Don't be a poor and buy a bunch of acres. I couldn't hear my neighbors if they had church bells.
TRUTH!!
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GodFamilyVols

Mar 16, 6:52 PM

MichaelG2005 said:
Grow up, you loser. You are pathetic!
Well, looks like you found the neighbor! @PredVol
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The Back House

Mar 16, 7:02 PM

LightningVol said:
Have you tried knocking on their door and talking to them?
Of course not, if so, his username would be TalkVol.
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The Back House

Mar 16, 7:03 PM

CGShaw114 said:
This is interesting because we have wind chimes…. So now I’m going to ask my neighbors if they are bothersome or not HA!
Meet your neighbor, PredVol.
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slick_shelly

Mar 16, 7:06 PM

Vengeance is the only possible reaction against people who have gone against us. This is where we're at in America today, with 50% of our population. Thanks be to the Lord for those other 50%.
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TNJed

Mar 16, 7:39 PM

Start a pig farm. That’ll show em
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TheRealCobra1

Mar 16, 9:05 PM

PredVol said:
I get it if you live in the country and you like them. Fine. But most people have neighbors these days. Who the hell are you to get to decide to grace us with your banging of metal and wood every time the wind blows? My eclectic neighbor must have found some at some hippie festiv, bc they were banging and clanging all night. Help me think of some non-violent retaliations.
Hate to break this to you, but wind chimes have been around over 5,000 years. Maybe they just went to Home Depot to get theirs. When I was married, we got ours at Cheeekwood. Never had a neighbor complain. Nor did the HOA.

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