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<span id="temp-1"></span></span>But "Turd Ferguson" was already being used by some inconsiderate ******* on EZ board or wherever SPS was when I signed up. It was 2004, so I added a gratuitous "W," just like the one modeled by our illustrious neocon-in-chief, Jorge W. Boosh.</span></p>
<span>My original avatar was a shot of Norm wearing the foam cowboy hat.</span></p>
<span>That's right: 225 posts in six years. I'm the poster boy for "read more, post less." I have no alternative usernames.
I graduated from State in 94, grew up in Starkville, etc.
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