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by: John Dubya01/24/14

And now, a word from the 'basketball guru' that sits a couple rows behind you in Rupp...   NBA? Shoot, they need to be worried bout UGA. They call em free throws for a reason, guys--they’re FREE! You put me out on that floor right now and I’ll make 9 outta 10. Bet. Press! PREEESSS! PRESS EM CAL! FULLCOURT PRESS! Shoot the dang ball! Can’t nobody shoot the dang ball anymore. Put me out there on that court right now, I’m not sayin I’ll get to the rim every time but I’ll make an open jumper, believe you me.

This team takes the FUN and MENTAL right outta FUNDAMENTAL. All you're left with is a bunch of DA. That'll getcha beat.

No I won’t sit down grandma, how bout you stand up?! This is a ballga---oh, sorry, didn’t see the wheelchair...that thing got a lift on it?

LICK MY ICE CREAM CONE, VALENTINE!

Man I still can’t believe Eddie Montgomery closed his steak shop. Best sirloin in Kentucky, with all the ambiance to boot.

Wonder which rapper’s gonna be the Y tonight? DJ JOE B, hahaha...yeah saw that one on the facebook.

Boom. What I'd tell ya? Told ya that play would work. Been sayin it all night.

Getcher head outcher ass, TV TEDDY!

One and done? More like One and DON'T!

See, back when I was coachin we'd always curl our best shooters off the elbows. No coincidence that we won so many church league titles. Welcome to Basketball 101.

Right there, yup. Told ya that'd be there. Been sayin at all night.

Here's the thing about neoliberalism in the context of institutional economic complexities...THRREEEEEEEEEE

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